hot to the touch, cold on the inside — malteser22: theonion: Astronomers Discover New...

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malteser22:
“theonion:
“Astronomers Discover New Planet That Really Makes Earth Look Like Shit
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“At press time, NASA astronomers had calculated that it would take them approximately 300,000 years to reach the new planet in a space capsule, but...
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Astronomers Discover New Planet That Really Makes Earth Look Like Shit 

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"At press time, NASA astronomers had calculated that it would take them approximately 300,000 years to reach the new planet in a space capsule, but unanimously agreed that it was worth a shot rather than ‘spend another day on this stupid lump of shit.’"

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